Be still, the unseemly beating of Madonna's "Rebel Heart"

A new Madonna album, a fresh reminder that we're all going to die. That probably isn't the take-away the pop matriarch was aiming for with her 13th -- and 13th-best -- studio album, "Rebel Heart." But as time continues to march us all off toward our respective expiration dates, we'll continue to crave art that distracts us from our terminal destiny by making us feel young. And while the line between the bliss of escapism and the unseemliness of denial can be a blurry one, which side this album f...